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Guns for everyone?

Guns for everyone?

West Hagler, Staff Reporter

April 6, 2018


Filed under Satire

Note: Beating a Dead Horse is a regular satire column from Lasso authors. All names and likenesses are fictional. The Lasso Editorial Board and FCCPS do not espouse or endorse opinions expressed in these columns. Enjoy! Recently, there have been proposals to issue firearms to 20 percent of the teache...

Freshman chooses a Mustang Rodeo she has a genuine interest in

Freshman chooses a Mustang Rodeo she has a genuine interest in

Anna Tarter

March 1, 2018


Filed under Satire

On Thursday, February 22, shortly after Eventbrite had been opened for students to reserve tickets for the annual Mustang Rodeo, freshman Courtney Odemis informed her friends that she had already chosen a Mustang Rodeo to attend. According to Isabelle Anderson, a friend of Odemis’, “I mean, I ...

6 Not-so-Popular Holiday Gifts (that didn’t make the cut)

6 Not-so-Popular Holiday Gifts (that didn’t make the cut)

Coleman Gardner

December 22, 2017


Filed under Satire

Ah, finally the time of gift-giving and materialism is upon us. Most stores try to deliver or sell everything in stock as families, couples, and sad single loners all buy into the commercialism. As pockets are emptied and packages delivered, stores all around the country have released their least want...

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